The First Few Years

The of Chris Stark's time at the Tap End

History
Chris opens the story with him being unable to remember the first four years of his life and declares them uneventful. Born to a School Teacher and a Loss Adjuster, Chris was going to be called Porrick but decided against it. Developing a fascination with Birds and Planes, he later met his "first love" - Football and would regularly pretend to be the Red Power Ranger by morphing unannounced and believing that he was a Ghostbuster claiming he "ran the playground under these two guises".

His one major upset at this time was missing the Cub Scout trip to Legoland due to a case of the Chickenpox and awaits the day that he can pass his "Legoland Driving Licence"(The First Chapter)

Appearances
The First Chapter

Trivia

 * Chris references his full name as Christopher Francis Alfred Jefferson Stark, though the two extra middle-names are fake "because the reader doesn't know that"